videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

mahbuddymycroft:

fivetail:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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damnitdanjitsu:

kaidanalionka:

mass effect + according to google [insp]

soulfirephotos

celinedoesnails:

Has anyone seen the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie?! I saw it last week and it was great!
I did these cute TMNT nails to celebrate the new movie, and I have to say I really love them. 
Polish: Essie Adore-a-ball
celinedoesnails:

Has anyone seen the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie?! I saw it last week and it was great!
I did these cute TMNT nails to celebrate the new movie, and I have to say I really love them. 
Polish: Essie Adore-a-ball
celinedoesnails:

Has anyone seen the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie?! I saw it last week and it was great!
I did these cute TMNT nails to celebrate the new movie, and I have to say I really love them. 
Polish: Essie Adore-a-ball

celinedoesnails:

Has anyone seen the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie?! I saw it last week and it was great!

I did these cute TMNT nails to celebrate the new movie, and I have to say I really love them. 

Polish: Essie Adore-a-ball

outofcontextdnd:

One of my players, upon discovering that the evil wizard’s desk is a golem:

"Wait, did we just encounter a literal Wandering Monster Table?!"

quakerhobbit:

thunderbot:

marilynmay:

William the Bloody, slayer of Slayers, one of the worst vampires in history

He is also a cat, is what I’m getting from this gif.

That is actually, in many ways, an accurate description of Spike’s personality.

quakerhobbit:

thunderbot:

marilynmay:

William the Bloody, slayer of Slayers, one of the worst vampires in history

He is also a cat, is what I’m getting from this gif.

That is actually, in many ways, an accurate description of Spike’s personality.

(Source: animalsandgifs)

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

derpychen:

part one

flustered/angry weiss is so much fun