confessionforanothertime:

"DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance."

thaxted:

It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.

thaxted:

It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.

(Source: pugsequalsdrugs)

Fingers crossed everyone, I sent in my application for grad school. Here’s hoping this roll of the dice pays off!

shamusiel:

SEND ME A  ♪ I WILL PUT MUSIC ON SHUFFLE AND GIVE YOU A SONG AND MY FAVORITE LINE FROM IT

(Source: kinagase)

felinefan:

dirkbot:

shtuts:

"do you think we’ll ever get to meet aliens?
*bark*
aliens! like..  from space
*bark*
…you are not!
*bark*
because you’re not!
*bark*
because dogs are from earth stupid!!
*bark*
well yea I guess it is kinda weird you can talk…”

omg REBLOG this and go to your blog unless you wanna miss half the art! don’t trust your dashboard 

I couldn’t see it and I figure other people might not either so i did a thing

kodiakbearr:

hhaaaahhahahhaha oops///
i fucked up„

bozuckerman:

Up There
North + South, Red vs Blue
More embarrassing practice…

bozuckerman:

Up There

North + South, Red vs Blue

More embarrassing practice…

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

funblade:

If you didn’t want Cinder to step on your face with her pointy glass heels from the very first episode and up to now, you are lying and/or boring